Sonic 'n Cream Show1

~Welcome to the Sonic and Cream show!~

Intro:
When ever you feeling low
Days going bad not going with the flow
Do not fret
Decause i bet
You'll be better at the Sonic and Cream show!
Turn that tv on and come on by
You wont feel bad and i'll tell you why
Because when ever your feeling low
Your better at the Sonic and Cream show!
Come on by everyone! duun duun!
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Cream: *jumps in front of the camera* HIII AND WELCOME TO WHATEVER THE TITAL JUST SAID!

Sonic: ahem...Cream you mind? *pulls Cream's left ear*

Cream: OW! ok ok...*moves out of the way*

Sonic: thanks, ok lets get started-Hey Everyone! whats up? whats down? welcome to our show and-

Cream: Damn sonic that was just corny, cornier then our intro!

Sonic: Shut it rabbit! aannyyways lets get started with our first topic of the day, cream you mind?

Cream: yeah yeah blue boy i gotcha...*reads the first thing on the list topic* well since this is our first episode, lets start with...Whos the most gorgeous sonic charater out of tails-eww, knuckles-ewwew, you-just yuck-and *flickers eyelashes* cutey m-wah!

Sonic: heh *chuckles* yeah rriigghhtt Cream, lets save the arguing after we bring our guests! everyone give a big hand to Knuckles and my lil bro Tails!

Tails and Knuckles: *comes in the studio stage*

Knuckles: *pops in front of the camera and poses himself*
oh yeah! sexy echidna in the house!

Tails: *sweat drop and thinks*i hope he realize that the studio IS Sonic's house..in his basement..*  great....-hey sonic, cream, happy to be here! *sits next to Sonic*

Cream: Hey Knux! Get your ulgy face out of the camera! your scaring my fans!! who wants to see your ugly face when they can see a cutey like me! ushes knuckles out of the way and smiles widely at the camera* right guys?

Knuckles: heh! your the one to talk! you should check yourself in a mirror! nobody wants to see that ulgy ass face in front of there tv during the intier show!

Cream: *mutters to herself* oh no he didn't..*turns to knuckles* say that again! in front of my face! i dare you!

Sonic: hey hey hey wo-

Tails: Sonic you just sound like fat albert-

Sonic: AS I WAS SAYING!..there would be NO physical violence on this show!...atleast not to Cream since shes weak and with no bones-   

Cream: Hey!

Sonic: -So would you two shut up and sit down so we can start!?

Cream: *Sits and pouts* Knuckles can't stand the fact that im the most gorgeous and adoreable and-

Sonic: Cream damn it! shut up! this is not about you! its about all of us! *sighs and leans back chair* can i have 5 seconds-just 5 little tiny seconds to explain our guests and the viewers out there how this is gonna work?

Tails: yeah cream!

Cream: hmph fine! *folds arms*

Sonic: Thank you! ok, tails, knuckles, your both awear today's episode topic, So first off, lets share our opinions to eachother, "who thinks who's best" conversation, okay?

Tails: Despite the fact that what you just said sounds ridiculous, i'll still  go with it, since your my bro

Sonic: thanks bud, what about you two?

Knuckles: Sure i guess...as long as this show is funny! by not keeping me bored....

Cream: yyeeaahh....what he just said.....even though the answer is quite obvious-

Knuckles: yeah! me!

Cream: oh hell to the no! its me!

Knuckles: in yo in dreams girl-friend its me!

Tails: hehe..ya both both out of your league! the best choice would be me! i mean c'mon, im adorable, girls dig me for that AND not only im a genius but i have two tails! girls likey the taily-wailies~

Cream: oh shut up you noob! that's because those fanny girls dont know that your really a girl!

Tails: im not a girl, i just have a girly voice dumby..

Knuckles: tails is a girly boy

Tails: well so are you

Knuckles: girly boy

Tails: so are you

Knuckles: girly boy

Tails: so are you

Knuckles: girly boy

Tails: so are you

Knuckles: girly boy

Tails: so are you

Knuckles: no im not

Tails: yes you are

Knuckles: no im not

Tails: yes you are

Knuckles: no im not

tails: yes you are

Cream: SHUT UP!!!!

Tails:......

Knuckles:........no im not..

sonic: *hits knuckles in the back of the head* dumbass...

Knuckles: OW! WTF! WHA..WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

Sonic: like i just said, for being a dumbass *cocky grin*

Cream: *giggles*

Tails: ahaha! thanks sonic! *smiles*

Sonic: *gives a thumbs up to Tails*

Cream: ~duuun duun duuuuuuuuuuuun Sontails uhoh uhoh uhoh duun duuuuuuun~

Sonic: *Death glares at Cream* better shut your yapper or i'll gladly shut it for you!

Cream: how can you shut my little yapper when its glued to my face? my yapper's toooooo good for you anyway!

Sonic: *grows but then calms self* eh...c'mon sonic..your losing your cool...ok guys...that granted...lets get back to the subject-and we all know whos the gorgeous, sexyess one around here and ya folks and ~ladies~ lookin at him *sexy smirks and winks at the camera*

Cream: you?-ahahahahaha! you make me laugh! we wants to date a crappy blue hedgehog with no "little man" to back him up when a girl is doing the strip huh?

All three males: WTFH CREAM IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!

Tails: dude making fun of and irratating sonic in front of national public is one thing but to blow out his secret that he doesnt have a "little man"-

Sonic: SAY WHAAAAAAT!?!

Tails: is another thing Cream!

Sonic: OKAY! FIRST OFF! im a goddamn guy so i do have....."a stick" and second, why the hell are we even talking about it?!

knux: ya brong it up *chuckles*

Sonic: yo camera man! ya mind censoring the what cream just said, deleting the moment that just acerd?

Camera man: mmmmmmm nope, you do realise were shooting this live right?

Sonic: ah damn it!.....:slides back on the chair* ok then, people ignore what just happen please...shit this feels so awkward! *covers face with hands*

cream: awwwwww look at that, sonic's most embarrassing moments! aha!

Sonic: at least i still have my dignity!!

Knux and Tails: yeah whats left of it...

Sonic: mmm......

Tails: hmph, though im the guest, i should have the right to say that we should change the subject! for Sonic's sake at least.

Sonic: *smiles alittle* thanks bud...in fact, were almost out of time anyways, this is how its gonna work now, you veiwers out there have to decide, whos the best out of the four.

Cream: *looks straight at the camera* yeah! were making a poll! a vote from everyone, all you have to do is vote! yay! and btw...if you dont vote for me ill hunt you down and catch you like a fish!!!!

Sonic: Cream! get your face out of the camera!

Cream: Im gorgeous!! can you help it?!

Sonic: *pushes cream out of the way* ahaha...anyways, the winner of this poll will be announced in the next episode! if theres on....since SOMEBODY don't like typing! *glares at the writer of the show*

Me: holy suger honey ice tea....*backs away slowly*

Tails: hope you great views and artist vote for me! im to cute to loose!

Cream: hey! that's my line!

Tails: toooo bad....i just notice something...

Sonic and Cream: what?

Tails: knuckles haven't spoken in awhile...

Sonic, Cream and Tails: *looks at Knuckles*

Knuckle: *is asleep* zzzzz....zz....zzzzz.....zzz...co....cookies.....

Sonic and Cream: *bursts out laughing*

Tails: *sweat drop* well looks like he found his calling...and thats sleeping in the middle of a show....

Sonic: *calms down* ok-ok-ok-ok time to rap this up-

Cream: Credit time!!!!

Sonic: ahem-thanks Cream...ok,thanks for watching the Sonic and Cream show, we will also love to hear your suggestions for the next episode if possible-

Cream: and make sure you vote for me!

Tails: no me everyone! me!

Sonic: *sighs* and yeah...make sure you all vote on whos the best-which is well-duh-me! the sexy blue hedgehog and the fastest thing alive!~

Cream: oh please! my shoes are sexier then you and i got them from pay-less!

Tails: wow Cream..never knew you stoop that low

Sonic: i'll say...

Cream: *smiles and bows* i have my moments!

Sonic: alright everyone tone in next time!

Cream and Tails: bye! and vote for me!